The Legand Of X
Little X marched right up to the sinister Mr. Trump and said, “Shush your mouth.” He then picked out a present from his nose and left it for Mr. Trump on his desk.
Update: I think I had my first additional story inspiration.
One day, Mr. Trump and X were walking together toward a waiting helicopter and, my oh my, it was a blustery day indeed. As they pushed their way through the mighty gusts of wind to reach the helicopter, a particularly powerful gust caused X to look up to Mr. Trump with surprise and a bit of apprehension. Just then, a part of Mr. Trump’s hair rose from his head and sailed off with the wind. In surprise X exclaimed, “Did you stick your hair on with some of my white Play-Doh?!! I did something amazing and helped it to get more sticky! I guess that wind was just too strong even for my special Play-Doh.”
Mr. Trump just smiled, looked down to X and replied, “X, you are very intelligent. A high IQ individual. Good for you for being so innovative and clever!”
“Do you want to know what I did? X continued. I was using my white Play-Doh for a science experiment. I wanted to test it to see if adding some of my boogers could help it to stick to things better and not fall off. I left you some on your resolute desk for you so that you would find it and you could use it to stick things together.
Yikes, I swear I listened to that story and wrote it down and just waited to hear the details. I just think, wow, that’s quite a story! 🫨 And if my blog material makes me certifiable, well at least it’s a fun adventure.
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